Redneck Jedi
You might be a redneck Jedi Knight if…
- …you ever heard the phrase, “May the force be with y’all”
- …your Jedi robe is camouflage
- …you ever used your lightsabre to open a bottle of Bud
- …at least one wing of your X-Wing is primer coloured
- …you can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
- …you ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard
- …the worst part of spending time in the Dagobah System is the dadgum skeeter
- …you offend Wookies with your BO
- …you ever used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn’t have to wait for a commercial break
- …you ever used The Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling
- …your father ever said, “Shoot, son, come on over to the Dark Side…it’ll be a hoot!”
- …you ever had your R2 unit use its electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light
- …you have a Confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder
- …you ever fantasized about Pricess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts
- …you have the doors of your X-Wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window
- …although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women
- …you have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca
- …you thought they should outfit the Millennium Falcon with Yosemite Sam mud flaps
- …you were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene
- …if you hear…”Luke, I am your father…and your uncle…”